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Lisztomania


Ahh holidays! The great sigh of relief from the working world. Now let’s just get what I’m thinking out in the open right away; if you have EVER said or thought to yourself or are thinking it now for the first time- that teachers get it easy, well, I hope you choke on your toothbrush, yeh I mean it. I’ve thought about what I just said and I don’t take it back. This term was the most epic and unimaginably testing of my entire (3 year) career and I have just spent the first week and a half of this two week break feeling particularly and overwhelmingly sick, uninspired and completely lacking in any form of motivation.
All I’ve done so far is watch documentaries on the Mayans, participate in endless games of Cluedo and eat home-made pizza (quite literally- I am genuinely currently surviving on home-made pizza). I’ve learnt quite a lot of useless information and I’m almost convinced I missed my calling and was meant to be a detective or some kind of female renaissance version of Indiana Jones (den-den-den-den). Alas and regardless of all this, I am yet to tick a single task off the list that I so enthusiastically created pre-holidays; ignorant in my assumptions that I would actually achieve all of these things:

TO DO:

1.       Clean and organize study
2.     Cook a delicious dinner party for my friends
3.    Learn a new song on the guitar for Grandma’s Birthday concert
4.     Finish ‘The Myth of Sisyphus’
5.    Complete my full teacher registration
6.     Mark all my year 9’s English essays

BORING

If only my list had have looked more like the following I could have ticked the shit out of it:

TO DO
1.       Cough heaps
2.     Teach puppy unquestionably useful tricks like touching my foot when I say “foot”
3.    Listen to Arcade Fire’s Funeral on Vinyl 100000000000000 times
4.     Scour EBay for hours on end, searching for seductive deals on lenses for my cameras
5.    Play Online Scrabble and become so infuriated with my opponent for using shit words that I couldn’t think of
6.     Make a lifetime supply of multigrain pizza dough
7.     Eat a lifetime supply of multigrain pizzas
8.     Add shit to my list that I’m realistically not going to get around to doing


Duh ! The problem’s not in the list maker’s productivity levels, it’s in the list maker’s list making. There’s a lesson to be learned here… I can’t exactly put my finger on what it is, seeing I’m all relaxed, prostrate and switched off but it seems like there’s some moral to this story… or is this just the effect of vague remnants of a looming teacher’s hat??
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    Corianda
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    I'm a 24 year old, stuck in the body of a 24 year old. I like you if you like me, If you screw up I can't look you in the eye. I wish I knew who made up that thing that kids say about sneezing being a 1/4 of an orgasm as I think they've made a pretty wild connection between two different ends of the human body. Sometimes I'll employ the use of sarcasm even though I know what they say about sarcasm being the lowest form of wit-but does anyone else think that statement could be sarcastic itself? When I was a kid the dentist told me I'd grow into my mouth and I'm still waiting. I walk a seesaw between extro and intro (verted that is). I'm convinced RnB music is the bane of my existence (the very fact the middle letter 'n' stands for 'and' should really be enough to call the whole thing off). I hate prejudiced on all levels of the word. I think I was either born in the wrong era or grew up with people who had not yet grown out of theirs. I hate it when people use words like "asap" or phrases such as "24/7" but at least there's a record that i love to play......
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