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"For an occurrence to become an adventure, it is necessary and sufficient for one to recount it."

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Impending ending

Today I went on this epic, Betty Crocker cooking rampage. I don’t think I really know who Betty Crocker is or was (I’m assuming she was married to Barry Crocker, which again could be a wild guesstimation). It felt like a last hurrah in cooking in Dad’s familiar kitchen which I cleaned out of anything remotely edible or within its used by date. It can’t be long now. Every night I go to bed with the exact same feeling I used to get on Christmas Eve, when my sister and I used to rig up some elaborate contraption that would decipher whether Santa had been or not, without us actually having to open the door and check ourselves, inevitably catching Santa in the act, which would of course have been so devastating for all parties involved that Santa would put our names on the naughty list next year. Like I was saying, I go to bed so excited that tomorrow might just be the day… I keep making excuses to go out there. Yesterday I told a little porky pie about leaving a light switch on which my Dad totally bought so we had to swing by:

What I said: “I guess I did remember, at least my mind is at ease”

What I was thinking: “SUCKER!”

I think I wracked up 9 hours playing Trivial Pursuit this weekend. I bought it at a garage sale for $3.00 at 7am on Saturday morning. Dad was really proud that I knew Bangladesh used to be East Pakistan.

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    I'm a 24 year old, stuck in the body of a 24 year old. I like you if you like me, If you screw up I can't look you in the eye. I wish I knew who made up that thing that kids say about sneezing being a 1/4 of an orgasm as I think they've made a pretty wild connection between two different ends of the human body. Sometimes I'll employ the use of sarcasm even though I know what they say about sarcasm being the lowest form of wit-but does anyone else think that statement could be sarcastic itself? When I was a kid the dentist told me I'd grow into my mouth and I'm still waiting. I walk a seesaw between extro and intro (verted that is). I'm convinced RnB music is the bane of my existence (the very fact the middle letter 'n' stands for 'and' should really be enough to call the whole thing off). I hate prejudiced on all levels of the word. I think I was either born in the wrong era or grew up with people who had not yet grown out of theirs. I hate it when people use words like "asap" or phrases such as "24/7" but at least there's a record that i love to play......
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